Sing
to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
(Mine
Eyes Have Seen the Glory / Glory, Glory Hallelujah)
by Pamela Puamelia Zurkrow Pramuka
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There
are horsies in the bedroom; there are horsies in the hall.
There
are horsies in the kitchen, and believe me, that’s not all.
There
are horsies in the living room and horsies on the wall
In
back of the TV.
Well,
they’re made of Styrene plastic, cold-cast resin, Acetate.
There’s
OF’s and artist sculptures; for the latest we can’t wait.
We
keep spending all our money on the things our husbands hate.
It
could be something worse
Horsies,
horsies we collect ‘em
Horsies,
horsies we perfect ‘em.
Don’t
you dare to disrespect ‘em.
We’ll
quickly set you straight.
There
are mares and studs and geldings, anatomically correct,
And
the foals have no equipment, but they’re fillies we suspect.
There
is worse we could be buying, there is worse we could collect.
Hey,
it’s a harmless vice
Little
Lipizzans and Arabs, Quarter Horsies, Shires and Cobs,
And
some Morgans, Thoroughbreds and Fells. Why else do we have jobs?
Gotta
get that latest Clydesdale; it’s a stud with purple bobs,
And
put him on display
Horsies,
horsies we collect ‘em
Horsies,
horsies we perfect ‘em.
Don’t
you dare to disrespect ‘em.
We’ll
quickly set you straight.
There
are Paints and Palominos and some Appaloosas, too.
There
are bays and blacks and dapple grays, to mention just a few.
There
are Golden Charms and woodgrains and some horsies that are blue
And
worth a ton of dough.
Well,
there’s tiny little saddles, little bits and bridles, too,
And
the costumes and accessories will sure astonish you.
There’s
performance scenes and backgrounds and some model riders who
Will
win all kinds of shows.
Hey,
we customize and paint ‘em, move their heads and manes and tails,
And
for really major changes that epoxy never fails.
We
put tiny horseshoes on ‘em shipping boots and martingales.
We’re
totally obsessed.
Horsies,
horsies how we love ‘em.
There’s
no other toy above ‘em,
And
we’ll never, ever shove ‘em
Unwrapped
into a box.
Well,
the shelves are overflowing and the windowsills and more.
I’ve
already sold the couches, and we’re sitting on the floor.
I
could thin out my collection, then get up and bar the door.
Or
see what’s on Exchange.
We’re
not crazy, well, not really. Oh, well maybe just a touch,
And
you other folks will never understand why we’re so much
Into
little plastic ponies and their names and tack and such.
We’ll
never give them up.
Horsies,
horsies we keep buying.
For
another one we’re dying,
And
tomorrow we’ll be trying
To
find that rare SR.
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